Reviewed 2009-01-09 l Last update on 2020-09-26
I love coming back to view this site, it is so tacky! Sorry Martin but you do a great job and we love the sleaze. We love some of the boys too but Im sure this site was once your hobby and not your life. Enjoy it folks, this site is one of a kind! You will find 52 unique videos and 54 photo galleries/screen shots and no updates since sometime back in 2007. This is the site that time forgot (or someone got bored with) but what there is here might amuse you for a while.
Its cheese time folks with a dirty old man and his twinks-for-cash boys who are now probably somewhere in Russia regretting that they ever took part in such a set up. I may be being unkind and I actually like coming back to review Martins Life because it is so cheesy. It really does smack of someone rather plain and dull-looking who, feeling the need to get off, set up a website so he could live out his fantasies with younger guys. That done, he dropped the site and now lets it sit there in the hope that someone will sign up to it from time to time. This site isnt maintained and some of the videos are unwatchable as the technology either doesnt exist anymore or hasnt been updated. But here we go:
Inside the members area you'll find 52 videos and yes, they are exclusive (as far as I can tell). They are mainly about younger guys with older guys though there are some twink on twink ones, and chub on granddad ones to view too. You have these in two formats, a DVD quality one and a lower quality version too. After spending some time downloading 100Mb + files on a 72kbps transfer rate I went to view them and found that the player wasnt recognised. Its listed as DivX so it shouldn't be a problem but I couldn't find any way of getting them to run even with a lengthy internet search and an update. But you may have better luck.
I was able to view the WMV versions, sadly, and what an experience they were. They were the lower resolution versions at 225kbps @ 320 x 240 so will suit those on slower connections. Here I had two guys in the shower, one chubby, one skinny and both obviously amateur performers. That was realistic and the sex, if you suspend your disbelief, was fine except for the gonzo, the looking at the cameras, and the music. You've got an old disco track playing here and no natural sound and the only good thing to be said for the show was that the guys were fucking in time to the music at one point. But I smiled at that rather than got excited.
Ok, so this is amateur stuff but thats no excuse for poor webmaster-ship. This content had not been updated or added to since March 2007. You need to know that as recurring subscriptions are on offer but I frankly cant see the point. Unless you want to download and keep (DRM free) the movies and some of the galleries and then run away. The galleries, by the way, are a mix of screen caps at 720 x 364 and other shots at 1024 x 768, and you will find them under the Bonus Gallery link in the top menu.
Now here is an interesting and tell-tale thing. Your membership comes with access to a members forum and this is a place where members of many sites can log in and have their say, I guess the sites listed in here under the various forums are sites from the same company. The most used area was for the site Mike18, Martins Life didnt have many posts and the most recent one was titled is this site closing? Someone, like me, was sure that there was no activity on this site. The reply from the team was that the site was working. Yeah, working for you maybe with people signing up and not bothering to ask for their money back, but not working for us members who want more and dont get any updates.
Actually some of the twinks were worth a look but I still cant get over the amateurishness of the webmastering here. No update news, no interactivity, no details about the models, not much detail about Martin and so on. There is no add to favourites, no ratings and the only way you can have your voice heard is through the forum and even then you dont get much of an answer.
The design is pretty tacky too and, although there is information about how to get the right video player and so on, there isn't much else to do except view the videos and photos, have a groan or a laugh and then go somewhere else.
So, after seeing this site a few times I can now conclude that, as of toady, the site has not been attended to for nearly two years (one year and nine months to be precise.) So you have a stock of homemade videos with a dirty old man and some rather dumb looking twinks, two qualities one which doesnt work, screen caps and pics plus a forum where you can go to complain. Maybe you think I'm being too hard? Take a look and decide for yourself.
