Reviewed 2009-01-12 l Last update on 2018-02-18
No, nothing to do with salty old sea dogs or ships captains. The skippers here are horny young twinks who skip classes to have some sexy fun. This is a twink site with hardcore scenes, original content and some very young and cute lads to view. It is also one that has not had an update since July 2007 so it may not be one you want to buy a recurring membership for. But nevertheless there are a few episodes and galleries here that any twink lover would want to download and keep.
You want some bad news? Some appallingly bad news? Ok, this isn't going to be fun to write as I hate being negative but
There are 14 videos and 14 galleries. Thats all. As if that wasnt bad enough you are being charged 29.95 for a months access. Note to self: dont take the 59.95 VIP access for three months as it will take you less than three hours to download these movies and browse these galleries. Thats our job: to make sure you dont waste your money.
So the theme here is along the lines of naughty schoolboys skiving off to have sex when they should be in class; hence the skippers. I guess that if wearing a grey jacket and looking 18 years old makes you a skipping schoolboy then ok, weve got you. But otherwise theres nothing to suggest a truant-playing theme here apart from the grey jackets and one scene that appeared to be set in a classroom with a hint of intergenerational nookie about it.
Your videos come in two sizes, a higher quality one at 720 x 567 and a lower one at 320 x 240. The download speed is around 67kbps and there is no choice to stream. Each episode has a thumbnail to mark it but no description. Its a case of click and download, end of story. The galleries do have descriptions and, though they are screens shots, the image quality is good here with the top size of picture being 1,200 x 960 pixels.
I want to go back to those descriptions as they were probably the most entertaining thing at Horny Skippers:
Drinking a beer, fellows get in the mating mood. Full of passion, they undress and do some sixty-nining on a sofa. They manage to enjoy anal sex as well! Well bravo them for managing that.
A lecherous brunette guy joins his friend in a shower room. With great letch for cocks, he does blowjob just excellent and takes it up the ass with no doubt. Er I know I write in the vernacular (and make the odd grammatical error and typo but) he does blowjob just excellent? We will be the judge of that thank you.
get naked and set hardcore. Sounds like an instruction for a nudist building site.
A teddy is damn good in ass-munching, you bet he's same good in buttfucking! No comment.
I could go on but I don't want to ruin the best bits for you. My point is that this lack of attention to detail, lack of content generally and no updates since the summer of 07 all add to up a site that has surely lost its way.
In case you think I was being cruel. I know English is not everyones first language but there are folk out there who can check your site and correct your grammar, if you are willing to put some extra time and money into it. Thats the point. Horny Skippers has put very little time or money into their site, No one looks after it, there are no updates, there are only a few tired old episodes and some dodgy texts.
And there are no extras either. Not that you should be considering joining a site because of its extras. Well, there is the Chat for Members area and I couldn't resist it. This is a forum for all sites run by the same company Mike 18 being the best of the bunch, Each site has its own posting area so I went to see what, if anything, members had written about Horny Skippers. There were three posts, a welcome message with some reasonable praise coming from early members. One from June 2008 with a member asking if the site was closing and, quite rightly, grumbling about the lack of updates. And a third, from July 2008, that listed free clips from the site presumably so that members of other sites in the network could see what they were missing.
Which isnt very much really.
Ok, so I've had my fun with the site. There are some sexy scenes with average looking younger, East European twinks and these are reasonable quality. The moviemaking is amateurish as is the design and the text. Youll only have (multiplies 15 minutes by 14 movies) three and half hours of viewing for your sign up fee. I can only conclude that the site was thought up then left to rot all on its own. Put more effort into this one guys and maybe you'll get some income to spend on improvements.
