Reviewed 2008-07-01 l Last update on 2020-09-26
Oh dear. I really hate it when a site makes promises it doesnt keep and, sadly, thats exactly what this one does. Read on and you will get the full brunt of my thoughts on Military Men Live but the bottom line is that there arent any. Not live at any rate. You have a collection of galleries some of which have military guys and you have 15 movies taken from web casts of the past. You have three live channels that dont seem to have any people performing and you have a lot of missing pages.
Now then. When I entered the members area at Military Men Live I was expecting to get straight into a live cam site featuring military guys - I mean thats how the tour left me feeling. What I was in though was a video and image site that featured military men and many of the pics and vids were from some live shows. The tour said Live 24/7 and there were clear links to three live web cam sites on the left menu. I decided to start with these as they were clearly the live shows I had signed up for.
Dude Dorm came up first. There were 12 cams here, three showed me empty chairs and the others were not on. I checked the schedule and found here were no shows written up for the time, or day, or week (?!) that I was viewing so I left that site and went to Gay Webcams. It said it had the hottest guys live from their homes. The site automatically checked my browser, told me I was using version four (it was version six actually) and that everything was set up for me to view the cams. There were 10 cam boxes to view five with little red crosses indicating that nothing was found and five that were just blank. The view next five option didnt work and so, slightly exasperated, I soon left that site.
Gay Voyeur was the third live cam site but so far Id not found anything live apart from perhaps three views of someones office chair. I know these sites are from the USA and it was three in the morning in Florida at that time but that doesnt concern me when I have been promised live cams 24/7 live military guys on cams actually, not live office chairs, military or otherwise. There was a kind of improvement at Gay Voyeur they had seven red crosses in their boxes. I wasnt inclined to go further but I did click one of the cams from the drop down list shower cams and a Java box appeared. There was nothing in it but there was a link to a set of 16 thumbnails. Nothing loaded after five minutes so I dumped that page too.
Meanwhile back at Military Men Live and I actually went back to the tour area to see if I had been mistaken somehow. But no, there was the text: Live gay military web casts. Er where? A completely original site Er, no. Carefully checking this statement (back in the members area) I found the other content to be exactly the same as Army Meat, Boot Camp Recruits and others in the same genre. Which is a bit eyebrow raising as you get free access to some of those other sites when you join Military Men Live why? Theyve all got the same content anyway!
Getting hot under the collar now I checked the support page for advice perhaps Id missed something? Perhaps there is a link somewhere that will take me out of this same old, same old site that doesnt deliver on the gushing promises of the tour. Perhaps I am being unfair? Ill check with the help department and ask the webmasters There was an error with the support page so the promise of 24/7 help wasnt there just like the promise of 24/7 live military guys wasnt there. So, back to the members area and again the support page link didnt work so I was left with the rest of the content on the site.
Its easier of you go and read the review for Boot Camp Recruits actually as its the same content and at least they dont offer you things youre not going to get. But, in case you dont want to do that heres the gist of the content: you have 15 videos, mainly taken from these now extinct live shows where solo guys and a couple of couples in uniform get their dicks out and jerk off, or suck each other. Quality is dodgy and theyre not much fun. Then you have over 400 galleries, many with pics of servicemen in and out of uniforms plus younger, smoother guys and models from other genres too. Some of the military guy pics are old screen caps and small while others are larger and well taken studio shots. The promised bonus feeds (the best in the world apparently) link to page not found pages so you can forget them too.
Well, many pages didnt link to anything, including the help page, so that wasnt very impressive or helpful. The featured live cams didnt feature anything except the occasional piece of furniture. But at least it was easy to navigate to these odd and not very satisfying pages.
The design was exactly the same as several other sites presumably owned by the same people, as was the content. The links to personals and videos on demand worked but these are sites that you have to pay to join or use so thats not much fun for anyone. There isnt really anything else I can tell you about the site If you've read this far its probably because you are hoping I will say something even more damning about the site, but really I dont think I need to.
I have a feeling this site is either sinking fast or has sunk and no ones bothered to take it off the air yet. Half the pages dont link to anything the bonus feeds etc. and the promise of live 24/7 military men in web casts and all that is quite frankly a lie. I couldnt find any military live feeds. Even the three links to younger guys, frat boys and college type voyeur cams produced no results. It was like everyone had gone on holiday and forgotten to tell us members.