Reviewed 2008-12-18 l Last update on 2015-10-29
This is definitely one for the collector of obscure websites. Im not actually sure that it really fits into the gay category. Why? Well, there are only 18 gay movies, with galleries, and the rest of the members; area is made up of links to the network, which is a straight network, and then to various cam and dating sites, the links to which take you to the straight content. So, if you are straight-curious thats fine but if youre after a load of gay hardcore then keep on looking.
18 movies and galleries isnt a lot for any gay site but bear in mind that Meaty Man Movies is part of a larger network and that network contains 16 straight sites. There is an update schedule listed, with no news about the gay content, but perhaps there will be more movies with gay porn action coming along in time. Who knows?
So what you have are those 18 videos and these are all action. The guys are hot enough though the sex is kind of standard. Theres nothing special about them despite what the tour promises. They are all available to stream or download in clips and you have two choices of resolution. The smallest version is at 328kbps @ 320 x 240 and the larger one is 690kbps @ 400 x 300. The viewing quality is fine when streamed at those sizes and actually doesnt lose too much quality when you go full screen, though its best to go for the higher resolution version if you can. Each clip runs from around three minutes and there was no full length version I could find though downloading each one was easy enough. In that respect the movies are simple and easy to view and collect though its not going to take you very long to see them all.
I had a sneaking suspicion that the galleries werent going to be much cop either and I was right. Screen caps at 640 x 480, slightly fuzzy, no navigation and not particularly satisfying.
I cant really tell you much more about the content. Some of the guys are cute enough, theyre the 20s to 40s typical porn star kind of guy with nice bodies and hung cocks, mainly, but thats about it. So, 18 movies (exclusive?) that you may not have seen before each with a screen cap gallery and the rest is straight bonus content.
Start at the home page where you will find all your gay content, such as it is. The latest addition is featured at the top and the rest is found by scrolling down through the links to Fresh Teen Snatch and 18 year old holes etc. Click an episode to get to its main page and there you have your choice of viewing, your link to the galleries and a chance to rate the content. Nothing had been rated when I viewed the site leading me to think it was either brand new or no one could be bothered.
The galleries dont have navigation. They are one page of thumbnails and individual pics open in new windows with no forward of back buttons. There are no zip file downloads or slideshow options either.
In the top menu you will find links to the update schedule which contained only links to the straight bonus sites. Then there is Personals/Dating which leads you to the straight access area of Out Personals (pay to join), and then Live Webcams which, again, leads you to the straight area of a pay to view cam site. There is also a link to a DVD store but I didnt dare open that for fear of what lay beneath.
And thats about it. Is this a case of a straight webmaster taking us gay boys for a ride? Or is it a new site that has only just started loading content? Either way there is no news, information and no promises about when more gay content will be added. And if it is a gay site why so many pics of pussy and boobs in the links and adverts? At least link the personals to the gay area of a personals site if youre going to try and up sell. Grrr.
I cant even say that this is a bisexual site because its not. Its a small collection of gay movies and galleries set among a whole heap of straight bonus content. I can only assume, and hope, that its very new and that it will contain a lot more of the promised gay content in time. Its hard to know as there is no update news and no explanation as to exactly what the site is about and where its going.
