Reviewed 2011-08-25 l Last update on 2020-09-27
When you are on the hunt for something completely different, yet want a site that is still as horny as your usual porn, then you will want to try out Nude Male Dancers. This is a rare collection of all kinds of fun and hot things, and guys, and at the core are the nightly live shows that stream into your monitor direct from Canada. They come with recordings, chat and messaging, movies and biographies, backstage clips and news. It's not so much a site as a way of life.
You wont find your usual looking website when you sign in here, from the start Nude Male Dancers is unique. You start off with a menu of items to explore, and you will also find, after a while, that there is a knack to watching what goes on here. For example, if you have the Jerk Off Room window open at the same time as the chat window, you can then chat to other members about what you are all seeing, as it happens. And, when the live show isn't running, you can take your time to explore the archives and the recordings, and all the other fun things that go on at this top site. Here's a little about some of them:
The live feed is open between nine p.m. and two a.m. (Canada Eastern time) and takes you right into the Stock Bar. It's like being there, like having a front row seat with atmosphere, sounds, noise and the dancers of course and for dancers read strippers. Just think about that for a moment that's five hours each night of streaming, real-time live action. Not bad for a standard membership fee.
But if you want, you can check out the studio archives. Here there were around 70 movies in parts that were 40 minutes each in total and each one featured a hunky, smooth, hung, sexy, Latino, white or ebony guy stripping and showing off and jerking off and chatting; all a neat mix and all in streaming Flash or Real downloads. And a separate cum-shot clip was included with each one too. There were a further 56 clips in the portfolio section, where you could see individual guys performances, strips and dances, and in the Dancers Movies area were 12 kind of backstage and solos, try-outs and movies which stood slightly apart from the dance club. These had photos with them too, and these, like the videos, were a neat quality, a good size and easy to access.
You will also find some more photos in their own area and these are a wild mix of on stage and off images. I counted about 30 behind the scenes clips too, to add to your collection of things to view and while all this was going on I still had the jerk off room window open and at least three guys came in, jerked off, and went again while I was looking around the site.
So, I think the important thing to note about Nude Male Dancers is the fact that you're actually paying to see a live show every night. This is great for anyone who is housebound, I mean you can be out each night and join in the fun and chat with other guys while you're there. But it's also great for anyone who cant actually get to the Stock bar, in Canada, and even better for those who can. So your content is made up of five hours of new material every night, and as these include solos, duo shows and even shower shows, this must be something of an update schedule record?
In terms of features and functions the site is actually very simple. The faster your connection the better for the live streaming of course, but on a mid-range connection I had no trouble with the Flash streams and the recordings. The download speed was nice and fast too, but you will need Real player to play the files. You wont need anything other than Flash to chat or view though, but there is a registration process for the chat room. Make sure you fill it out and upload a pic or an avatar, and then you've got your own username and you can stay in the room all night if you want.
That chat function goes nicely with the jerk off room images and streams as they happen. You can compare thoughts as to whats going on. And you can of course chat while watching the live dancers and strips on the main stage. It would have been really handy to have had a time zone check here; something that said when the next show started so I could work out what the time difference was I can do it by going off to another site or running a search engine enquiry online somewhere, but a little counter or page of time zone comparisons would have been handy.
Navigating the site is very easy and I had no trouble in that department. The man menu on the home page is mirrored at the top of each page so you never get lost. You've got additional things like a newsletter and update news, and an instant login to all the various function, plus social networking links to use. It's all been thought out very well and is a neat and interactive site to use.
Nude Male Dancers is truly outstanding in the way that it keeps feeding us with new action on a nightly basis. A new dancer, or sets of dancers, new strips, new sex every 24 hours and for five hours at a time, and live. Pretty impressive stuff. But then, when you add on the archives, the backstage and other fun videos and the galleries, the live chat function and the spy cam in the jerk off room, well, you've got it all really and for a stunning price too.